Google videos

How come YouTube is so much more popular than Google Videos? Well, we should all be open minded & this it a try. I do believe with increased competition, almost definitely the end user, which is us, will benefit in terms of choice & content.

Actually all I have just said was BS. I chanced upon a SYT (Sweet Young Thing) in lingerie so I have decided to post it for all you pervs to enjoy.

Ain't all men perverts & superficial? We are attracted to girls with absolutely no content but save for a killer body. Nice full breasts get our attention rather than a well-thought-of argument. Legs make us drool instead of her intellect. Actually nobody should blame us men for behaving the way we do. It's in our genes. Our only primative instinct is to mate & ensure the survival of the human race. We are constantly on the lookout for a woman / women to carry our children to full term. And to do that, subconsciously, we look for women we consider attractive. Lots of girls will think all men are pigs, but if that's the case, I challenge you to remain single all your life, & to provide for yourself, whether in terms of material possessions or emotional furfillment. There are many things men do not like about girls at all, but we don't go bitching about it. We just accept the fact that men & women are really different in the way they view attractiveness. The same reasons why you women keep saying size does matter. Size matters to most of us too. Women want rock hard abs & not a pauch, we want small waistlines too. Fair & square. Hmmm. Touchy topic, got to bail now. Anyway, just watch the video & disregard what I say.

My report is really not coming along smoothly by the way. Maybe that's why I'm here surfing instead of researching for material I can use.

Je neh!!!

I have learnt how to post YouTube videos in my posts

Previously, if I wanted to post some videos from YouTube, all I knew was to choose keywords & then link them to the website. All I can post a picture of the first frame of the video, & when you click on the picture of the first frame, it will direct you to the original site where the video is hosted. What I really want to learn is to make the video play within my blog. Any computer experts out there who know how to do it?

Anyway here are some videos I enjoy watching when I am feeling a little on the low side.







Here's some Tiesto for you.



Some Naruto combined with ah beng music.



Ja neh!!!

Milk Shake

Was wasting time looking through videos on YouTube when I came across this parody of an original video I saw a few years back. It was about a really horizontally-challenged African-American woman singing to this song, wearing a HUGE bikini. I puked when I saw the video, partly because it was disgusting, partly because it was hilarious.

But don't go laughing at all the fat people you know or you see on the streets, because even though we're fat, you are freaking ugly, & we can just diet. Muahahahaha!!!

Ja neh!!!

Hapy birthday Jasmine!!!

Have not been blogging for a while because I was busy trying to kick start my report writing for GP07 (Managing Organizational Change). It's not as "chim" as the title suggests as some of the content has been covered in CL422 (Human Resource Management). Indeed, GP07 is a small, specialized part of CL422. Nevertheless, the same old me has been procrastinating & procrastinating & procrastinating. Sigh.

Tp get rid of the Monday blues, Jasmine gave us (Me, Myself, I, Darence, Ben) a treat at Crystal Jade Palace in Ngee Ann City. We ordered fresh lobster sashimi, Buddha Jump Wall, superior sharks fin soup, longevity noodles with 5 treasures of the sea, drunken as-huge-as-monster prawns, crabs (the seafood variety), etc etc. All the delicacies on the menu. If there was bear's paw available, we would probably have ordered it too. The girl who was supposed to be part of the naked sushi item was on MC today. Muahahahahaha.

I lied. She brought us to 907 coffeeshop, ordered 4 plates of plain rice & some soy sauce. Hmmm. Yummy!!!

Fact or fiction, sometimes fact is stranger than fiction.

Anyway Happy "Chinese" birthday Jasmine.

Or-Tan-Jun-Bi Oh-May-Day-Toh!!!

Temples in Johore

Woke up really early for a temple tour in JB. This is our first stop.

Notice that there are four numbers beneathe the wooden sign board. Guess what? It was not a winning number in out 4D that evening.

Lovers' fruit. If I eat them, will I become a better lover, or will I find a lover soon? Or only lovers can eat them or else they will just die from a broken heart? I wonder how they taste like.

This should be the second stop. The highlight of this temple is the well filled with blessed water. Or maybe just normal groundwater.

Magic well filled with lucky water. Grab a pail & start drawing water!!! they provide the pails which are attached to a rope. They also sell empty bottles so that you can bring some of the magic lucky water and maybe bath with it to drive away bad luck, or maybe wash your car's license plate so every week it will open as 4D's top prize

Shower cubicles where you are supposed to wash yourself with the magic well water. If you are born in the Year of the Monkey, go & wash up in the cubicle with the Monkey above the door.

I think this is the fourth temple we visiited that day. Was too sleepy so I slept in the coach when they visited the third temple. It was an unplanned stopover at the third temple. Zzz monster was too strong. The highlight here would be a pond with these HUGE fishies. You are supposed to touch them & they will bringyou good luck. If you managed to touch the head, you will strike first prize, if only the tail, consolation price. Believe it or it, it's up to you. Anyway, maybe people were shoving each other just to get a good spot to touch the fish. The place was really crowded & smoky & hot but the peole have other things on their mind

Temple was located by the sea, so there's a little of the sea breeze. In the day, the land is hot while the sea is cool, so when hot air rises, cooler air rushes in to take its place, therefore creating a breeze. Since the breeze comes from the cooler air above the sea, it's called sea breeze. During the evening, the sea is relatively warmer than the land due to water's ability to trap more heat longer, so the breeze at night is called land breeze.

Golden pineapples on turtles, or tortise (how to spell it ah?) or whatever.

Ja neh!!!

Pig out session in JB

Activated!!!

At a moment's notice I caught a cab to Meyer Road where it will be our rendervous point.

A stealth black car with really "fierce" body kit pulled up alongside the road which I was standing on, & I got in without any questions. My middleman has arrived. Inside, sat 3 other "clients". Not a word was said as the driver quickly but surely drove us to meet "him".

He was known in inner circles as "mao mao" or "Hairy Ben". Feared for his torture he can inflict on you with the amount of body hair for not doing his bidding, we all shivered as tingles went up & down our spines. He was not there when we got off at the "secret location" The roads were deserted, nobody was seen at that place, at that hour. Kind of spooky if you could see what we saw & feel what we felt.

Suddenly, a shadow appeared in the distance. Gasp!!! "Hairy Ben" is here!!! With long confident strides, he suddenly came into focus.

"Na beh chao cheebye!!!" We come all the way here to meet you & you still can be late!!! Muahahaha...

Saint, Osim, S.Guan, Moi quickly got into Mao mao's car & quickly drove to the Esso station so we can fill the car up to the required 3/4 mark. We drove at breakneck speed to the Second Link onlt to find the bottleneck has already swelled with cars. Sigh. Initially our plan was for some light shopping before dinner, but by the time we cleared customs & reached JB, we were already weak from hunger.

So off to Ta Ma Hua Yuan (Taman Gardens???), which Saint told me is quite popular with Singaporeans. Oh dear, there's still so many good makan places I have not been to in JB. I must go more often. We ordered piggy's leg (or hand, we can't tell the difference), soon hock, veggie in garlic, stingray, prawn's granny swimming in butter, hot plate tofu. Wah!!! So piggy!!! The bill was around RM176, which included those huge glasses of sugar cane drinks. Wonder if you guys have read about how sugar cane drink is actually very unhygienic because of the way they stroe & process the sugar canes? Oh well. Life is short. Next time I'll just don't let my wife drink it when we're planning to have a child or if she's already pregnant.

It was also my first time eating the prawn's granny. It tasted just like prawn (duh!!!) but the best part was the crispy crunchy bits of flour. Even Osim who doesn't eat seafood in general likes it so much, so I thought I will give it a try.

Burp!!!

After dinner, we want to go for drinks, so Mao mao drove around & brought us to this place where the entire stretch of road was lined with pubs. However, we couldn't find sometimes that all of us could agree on, so we headed back to Correlian (Never tell us the odds) where I still had a bottle of Jack Daniel's left.

Soon, it was time to call it a night, we headed back to our respective homes, contented, drunk, happy. Maybe those with girlfriends were even happier as they went to meet them so that they can make themselves happy. Muahahahahaha. I learnt thay from Maomao.

Ja neh!!!

My obsession with 17

Was on the way to JB when we made a pit stop at a petrol station to fill up the car to meet the minimum tank requirement when I spotted this ROV bike parked along double yellow lines inside the station. How come police cars & ROV & TP can park anywhere they want & not issue a parking ticket to themselves? Kind of like the case of knowing the law, "supposed" to uphold the law & yet breaking the law. Should have taken a zoomed out picture the bike clearly showing it parked along the double yelow lines & sending it to some PR department of the Police & the Ministry of Home Affairs to demand an explaination & disciplinary action against the errant cop. Anyway let's not get distracted by my argument. If you have any more pictures of license plates with 17 in it, please send them to me.

Ja neh!!!

Hard Gay

Ufooo!!! My roomie showed me a clip on Hard Gay (some comedian from Japan) & I was hooked on it!!! He's really hilarious & seriously, if he was Singaporean, he would have been locked up in jail or in Buangkok Green chalet. My girlfriends told me he's gross but there's a certain comic appeal to this TV personality. Most of his clips can be found on YouTube, & since it's in Japanese, Bakafish (I assume it's translated as stewpig fish or idiot fish or something like that) has translated it & placed English subtitles so we all can understand what is going on.

I do believe that censorship really does stifle creativity to a very real extent. So where's the thin line between creating a winning TV personality "formula" or just being plain obscene? Japan is an Asian society where values & tradition & culture is still held in high esteem but they have managed to break through language barriers, national borders, etc to create an international market. Peole watch anime, listen to Hamasaki Ayumi (I absolutely hate it when those bloody ang mohs inverts our names to suit their norm of putting the family name at the back.It's Park Ji Sung, not Ji Sung Park. How would you like it if we called you Clinton Bill, asshole?), follow the way Japanese girls dress, etc.

Such colourful characters really liven up the TV scene. Too bad, Sinagporeans ain't very creative or bold in their quest to search for new frontiers or just to try something different. We need to challenge old stigmas and set new standards for ourselves, whether in TV or arts or our personal lives. Social norms that does not make sense should be abolished, while keeping in mind the values that have kept us in place for thousands of years.

What say you?

Ja neh!!!

Mini pool table

Was walking around Takashimaya when I came across this miniature pool table. Pretty nicely done, with great attention to details & quality materials used. I assumed this was a prize from the card placed in front of it & therefore not for sale. Really cool. I would love to have that on my study table at home. Anyway my room is still in a mess after moving back from hall. Any volunteers to help me sort out & organize my room & stuff? Dinner & drinks are on me, maybe even a movie too. If you're a girl, you get an extra date. If you are an attractive girl , you will get ten extra dates. If you are supermodel material, I'll be your personal slave for a year after my room has been sorted out. If you are wife material, you get zilch, because that's your job anyway, & when you get married to me, you will be doing this full time, so I won't be spending time & money to reward you for something you should be doing anyway. Muahahahahahahaha!!! Oh dear, I can sense that I've incurred the warth of many women / girls. Just joking!!! You will get abovementioned incentives. As for the wife material category, I'll make you my personal princess, & i'll be your personal slave aka caring husband aka passionate lover aka good & responsible father to your children / screaming brats. Oh dear, is my biological alarm clock going off? Hmmm.

Ja neh!!!

World Cup 2006

World Cup 2006 is coming, ufooo!!! Okie okie, enough of Hard Gay. Another 4 years have passed, & it's time for the most prestigious competition in soccer world. Still remember during the last World Cup, it was jointly hosted by South Korea & Japan. Hence we can catch all of their matches as their timezones were not far away from ours. This time round, it will be held in Germany, the world side of Planet Earth. Matches will b eplayed at ungodly hours like 0300hrs, so I guess that would mean a lot of zombies in school or work.

Anyway read the following article with a pinch of salt hor, please don't come pounding on my door if you feel it's not very nice to impose such rules on wives & girlfriends. If I love you, of course you will have more priviledges than other girls, so that means you can watch matches with me, talk to me during the match, etc etc.

Rules for women & girls during the coming World Cup in Germany.

Thank you very much Adrian, for letting me leech off your blog!!! I didn't ask for permission this time, sorry!!!

Goal!!!