Something a little light-hearted to take your mind off the heavy atmosphere enveloping this period of time. Extracted from The New Paper (21st July 2006)
- She is not dumb; she is a detour off the information superhighway.
- She is not an airhead; she's reality impaired.
- She does not get drunk or tipsy, only chemically inconvenienced.
- She does not get breast implants; she is comestically enhanced.
- She does not nag; she is juz orally reprtitive.
- He does not have a beer belly; he developed a liquid storage facility.
- He does not get lost all the time; he investigates alternative destinations
- He is not bolding; he is in follicle regression.
- He is not a cradle-snatcher; he prefers generationally differential relationships.
- He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has swine empathy.
- He is not afriad of commitment; he is monogameously-challenged.
- He is not quiet; he is a conversational minimalist.
- He is not stupid; he suffers from minimal cranial development.
Water parade!!!
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