Monday, September 11, 2006

Ugly people in Kallang Mac 01

Main characters are a Middle Aged Woman & her Male Assistant who has passed his prime. Male Assistant wanted to plug in Middle Aged Woman's laptop so that she can work for an extended period of time on her laptop. Male Assistant brainlessly turned off the extension plug that is connected to 4 other laptops, one of which is mine. Long Haired Male & my laptop was running solely on AC power & there was no surprises when our screens suddenly went blank, along with whatever data that was unsaved prior to the senseless interruption. Male Assistant sensed out glares & turned round & ask in an arrogant manner if anything was the matter.

Outraged Long Haired Male questioned Male Assistant about what he was trying to do by simply turning off the mains without using his brain to ponder the possibility someone might be running on AC juice instead of DC batteries, or the courtesy to ask if anyone was running without batteries. Male assistant blantantly asked if there was any problem with him turning off the mains & pushed the blame away from him & said he ASSUMED that everybody's laptop ran on batteries while connected to the AC mains. Did not offer an apology but instead said he is not afraid of trouble should we pursue the matter further. What atrocity!!!

Middle Aged Woman rudely interrupts the heated argument & insists that she tasked Male Assistant to connect her laptop to the mains, which is totally totally totally irrelevant to the situation. Does not offer any apology & defiantly maintains she is not in the wrong, or the cause of some inconvenience to say the least. Junkie's blood is boiling over but resists urge to beat the shit out of Middle Aged Woman & brainless Male Assistant. Sigh. Spoiled my day.

Extremely appaled at the ugliness of the couple as Male Assistant disconnected his own extenstion plug & sits somehwere else to do their "work". Turns out that they were just viewing holiday photos. %^$#@@$%!!!

Still resisting the urge to tell them to throw their mother's old smelly shoe (think cantonese insult). If I was a mafia chief, I would immediately summon 1 pick-up of men to come down immediately to Kallang Mac. Not to beat them up, but to torture them so that "beg to live cannot, beg to die also cannot" (think chinese proverb).

I will get the men to bound their limbs & use non-sterile syringes to draw blood from every visible vein in their body & then inject salt water back in. I will burn off all their bodily hair until they are completely hairless. Including eyelashes. I would break all their teeth in & remove their tongue with the McDonald's platic knife that you get when you order Big Breakfast. I would stab their eyeballs with my mechanical pencil. So many evil thoughts going through my evil mind now.

This is a true story.

I have a sadist side to me.

I am still fuming with rage, grr grr!!!

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