Emma, I will always love you

She is young, hot, clever & so so so sssooooo yummy!!! Girls with an English accent simply pushes all the right buttons for me. I wonder why, since I do not have any English friends, & nobody around fakes an English accent. You would recall one of my lovers, Michelle, also has an English accent, although she is Chinese. Anyway, the focus should be on Emma here. She is really really smart. She took 10 subjects in some examination (do not know whether it is the equivalent of O levels or the A levels or neither) but she got 8 A* & 2 As, so by any standard, that has got to be some sort of admirable achievement right?

She is blossoming into a fine young lady & blessed is the person who wins her heart. That's me!!! Muahahahahaha!!!

Ja neh!!!

Felicia, I will always love you

If she was my S.O., I would definitely "hao hao zuo ren". Damn, I just puked, hearing my own thoughts. Muahahahahaha!!!

I do not have a uniform fetish, much less a SAF female officer fetish, but she looks really hot. As hot as the core of the sun, which is 10 million degrees celsius?

Ja neh!!!

Michelle, I will always love you

Erm. She is young, pretty (in my opinion), has such a lovely accent & that is all I can think of right now. She is also a stranger to me.

She is so desirable. Period.

Oh yah, do watch her other videos if you can spare the time.

Ja neh!!!

Fiona, I will always love you

Sometimes I feel like such a whore. Going gaga over someone whom I barely know & who doesn't even know that I exist. I though only girls act this way, but apparently, so do I.

I am such a superficial jerk. Hahaha. Besides her good looks & obvious vital statistics, there is nothing else for me to be attracted to. I do not know what is her ambition, her hobbies or what she does not like.

Nevertheless, she has taken my breathe away everytime I see her, everytime she is near me (her posters in Osim, etc etc). I pledge my everlasting love & undying devotion to you, Fiona.

OMG, I sound sick.

Muahahahahaha...

On a serious note, she is hot, period.

My previous post I did some time back, with a few oher pictures.

Jean, I will always love you

Don't ask me how, don't ask me why, or when. I just do. Hmmm... Honestly, between you & me, I was overjoyed when I heard that she broke up wif Daniel Ong. Maybe I think too much liao. Okie okie, got to get out of my own world & come back to the real world, where she's a DJ, I'm a struggling student & we do not know each other personally. She doesn't know of my existence, I don't know what's her favourite or phone number. Sigh.

The real world sucks!!!

Rei, I will always love you

Since we're still on the topic of attractive women (attractive to me, not you), real or otherwise, here's another picture I got off somebody's yahoo auction. When I saw the price he's asking for this figurine, my eyes nearly popped out of their sockets & my jaw hit the table & I drooled all over my kepboard. 450sgd!!! It's really nice, with great attention to details. I guess it's hand-painted, & a very accurate representation of how a woman's body should look like in a perfect world. We don't live in a perfect world, so I love you girls all the same, no matter what your body type is (I'm lying, I only like those I find attractive, heez).

Name : Rei Ayanami

Age : 14

Gender : Female

Occupation : Student (in NTU I hope!!!) & Evangelion pilot

Rei is extremely timid, shy and at times almost seems withdrawn from the world around her. She finds it incredibly hard to express her feelings towards others and as a consequence isn't the kind of person who makes friends that easily. All of Rei's personnel records have been erased, she has no parents and there is no trail leading to her past, it would seem that her existence begins at a dead end.

She was the first child to be chosen to pilot an Eva, in particular EVA-00, in accordance with the Marduk institute. Though unfortunately she was seriously injured during her first attempt to synchronise with her Eva when it mysteriously went out of control. Fortunately Commander Ikari rescued her and she survived the accident, her next attempt at synchronisation was successful and she has now become the active pilot of EVA-00. Whether or not this is by choice is unknown, Rei simply seems to do as she is told without complaining, something which Shinji is known for doing.

The truth is though, Rei is in fact not human, that is not entirely. She is a by-product of the human instrumentality project, artificially created and implanted with the soul of Yui Ikari. Rei has only one soul, however, NERV have created multiple bodies, or vessels, for Rei's soul in the event of her death. Indeed Rei is killed twice, by both Naoko Akagi and the sixteenth Angel.

Adapted from the following website

Ja neh!!!

Small is beautiful

Frankly speaking, it should be a crime to be that attractive. Well, physically attractive, because I can't tell what is her personality like from the picture. Lots of people can't tell a person's intentions even after knowing them for a period of time too. Scary isn't it? Us humans, always wearing a mask even amongst our loved ones. Anyway do enjoy the eye candy.

Cheers!!!

Ja neh!!!

Fiona Xie

Babelicious. Yummy!!!

Yew Hui Wen & Liv Tyler

"I would rather share one lifetime with you, than to face immotality alone"

Was watching "A Lot Of Rings" aka "The Lord of The Rings" with roomie when I heard this verse being said to the rightful King of Gandor, Aragorn by his secret lover, an Elf princess played by Liv Tyler (she's hot!!!)

What this entry is all about, I'll leave it to your furtile imagination to tell me. Leave me a tag!!!

Ja neh!!!

My dream girl (close approximation)

I prefer my girlfriend to be built for speed, not built for comfort, but it's just a preference, not a hard & fast rule I must follow blindly. So ladies, please don't judge me. I'm sure everyone has their own dream girl. Remember when you were young, you wanted to marry someone tall, dark & handsome? Well, dream on!!! Why don't you take a look at yourself in the mirror? You think you are good enough for soneone that good? Trust me, you're not!!! So get your fucking head out of the fucking sky & look at the real world!!!

Oops, rare outburst. I've known quite a few nice girls who looks at what's on the inside rather than what's on the outside, but far too many bad girls outnumber these people who have a good head on their shoulders & light doesn't pass through in one ear & out the other. Many girls want a guy who is financially stable because you can't really get married & start a family without money, but I guess that's just a way of saying I wanna marry a rich guy so I can live like a tai tai. They want a handsome husband, but these are usually the people who cheat & beat their wives. So choose me!!! I'm ugly, so I can't stray even if I want to. I'm not rich at all, but if you're willing to work hard with me & save like crazy, we can retire when we're about 70 years old, just in time to enjoy a few of the golden years before we die & become fertilizer for the plants.

Anyway back to the girl in the picture. She looks japanese, so maybe I should find an agency that specializes in japanese brides, like those that offer vietnamese bridal matchmaking services, or thai bridal matchmaking services. I do have a list of things I do not want her to be, but the list is secret & politically insensitive, racist & downright discriminating. So if you can stomach the contents, give me a buzz or tag me, & I'll get right back to you.

Try to figure out what type of girls I like. I challenge you. It's not easy, but I guess you can get a lot of hints from the picture.

Ja neh!!!

Snow, I will always love you

Snejana (Snow) Urbin, 25, was born in Siberia and currently resides in NYC. She is trained in ballroom and Latin dance styles. She comes from a family of dancers; her mother and sister have danced professionally.

Been watching too much reality tv recently, which explains my slackness, but this show is really cool. It's the dancing equivalent of the American Idol (SO you think you can dance) & it's also done by the same people who made American Idol possible. The girl in the red bandana is my favourite female dancer in the competition. Her real name's kinda complicated, so she calls herself "Snow". Find out more about the show from the link below.

http://www.fox.com/dance/showinfo/

Check out videos of "Snow" & her journey through the competition.

Audition

Solo 01

Solo 02

Solo 03

Hip hop 01

Hip hop 02

Quick Step


So how come she's my favourite? Well, she has such a beautiful face & a great body (okie, I'm a shallow, insensitive MCP), but before you judge me on my comments, please take a look at the way she moves to the beat & feel her presence when she comes onto the stage. She's has that "It" factor that does it for me, & somehow, she's very sultry & exotic (she's from Siberia). Maybe I feel something on another level besides what my eyes can see, but it's really hard to put in into words. If you managed to get your hands on the series, you might have your own favourite dancer, based on your own preference, & i'm sure you'll be able to have a rought idea of what I'm talking about.

Ja neh!!!

Michelle Yew

Oooo... I love teddy bears. I don't care if people sneak up behind me & take pictures of me ogling at tebby bears, I just love teddy bears. Oh, did I mention to you that I love teddy bears?

Hmmm, I'm gonna sit at Raymond's desk & write my reply to my penpal. I'm deep in thought so do not disturb me or else I will bite your head off & slap you silly, not necessarily in that order.

Hello, how come got people living inside the box ah? How come they're looking back at me ah?